司徒囧每日秀 第十九季The Daily Show with Jon Stewart(2013)

"You and I both famously know we were turd miners. We toiled in the turd mines. We both lost many people close to us to ‘turd lung.’ It’s been a terrible thing. So working at The Daily Show I felt as though I was toiling in the turd mines. And then I finally quit, and a giant turd asteroid heads toward the planet. Now, in that instance, if someone said, ‘You were a turd miner. This is the largest turd deposit ever seen. Don’t you wish you were in there?’ And you’re just like, ‘I’m out of the turd business. I’m out.’" 'Cable twins'

i love u，Jon.

明明是囧司徒啊

keep up the great work

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搜了下居然还真有……我只想知道这个一季一季是怎么算的啊？